oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo
[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]
So cuddly and soft 😭😭😭😭😭
It’s four in the fucking morning and one of my roomates is being loud as fuck in our living room (which connects directly to all bedrooms) and has been out there for over an hour and I REALLY want to tell her to shut up, but I have someone spending the night later in the week and I don’t want to give her any reason to interrupt. Ughhhhhhhhhh.
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
This is so true, but like Brits? They will treat a 90 minute drive like a ten day fucking Hajj. They will pack two coolers of lunch per person, the back seat? Justt filled to the brim with snacks, 15 gallons of water, fill up the gas tank the night before and be all “it’s going to be a long day, we better leave before the sun is up or we’ll never make it.”
And my dumb Amaercan ass once drove from Arizona to California (about 6 hours each way) and back in a single night because seventeen year old me really wanted to contemplate some shit on the beach. I brought like $40 for gas and my drivers license.
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”
I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man
i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just
No one ever needed a backstory for Nagini. We were set. Big snake. Voldemort talks to big snake.
That was it.
owlmylove
